50 Ways to Leave Your Lover – Outtakes

Paul Simon let us all know that there must be 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover.  But, like any great artistic expression, I’m sure it went through some rewrites.  Imagine what the song might have been like with the following, then add some of your own…

Jump the shark, Clark

Get a head start, Bart

Go over the hill, Bill

Build a high wall, Paul

Catch the next train, Jane

Take out the trash, Nash

Let out the cat, Pat

Explore the Outer Rim, Tim

Blast off to Mars, Lars

Hide in a cave, Dave

Bury your head, Fred

Stowaway on a ship, Pip

Fly on a jet, Bette

Turn off the light, Dwight

Send an email, Dale

Turn off your cell, Mel

Unfriend your girl, Merle

Just use your thumb, chum

Dump your pal, Hal

End the story, Dory

Read the meter, Peter

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This blog is updated by a guy who’s overweight, silly, Liberal, spiritual rather than religious, infatuated with beauty and grace, musically blessed, and always changing.

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